Video of Rikk Wilde stumbles at the World Series: 7 ‘uhs’ and 4 ‘ums’

Youthful ballplayers long for winning the World Series. They don't long for being granted a 2015 Chevy Colorado by a sweaty auto organization delegate who sounds like he is doing combating acute myocardial infarction.

This was the situation San Francisco Giants pitcher Madison Bumgarner confronted Wednesday night after his group crushed the Kansas City Royals in Game 7. Flush with triumph, the arrangement MVP walked to an advertising open door that soon met rout on account of Chevrolet executive Rikk Wilde.

The merciless transcript included, by The Washington Post's number, seven "uhs" and four "ums":

Madison, congrats. As the authority support or, uh, the authority vehicle of Major League Baseball, Chevrolet is glad to take part in this, uh, prestigious recompense. Um. Alongside our merchants we are likewise amazingly regarded to offer once again to this game, uh, by supporting baseball in urban areas and towns over this country. At Chevrolet we have, um [awkward stop for breath], we have additionally been glad for the most recent and most noteworthy, uh, engineering in our truck lineup which is the all-new 2015, uh, Chevy Colorado. Um. It joins class-winning and heading, um, you know, innovation and stuff with, uh, Wifi controlled by Onstar. [wilde notes the auto shows up onscreen.] It's sitting there on the screen. To perceive your execution in this 2014 World Series, I gladly present to you your exceptional set of keys to a fresh out of the box new 2015, uh, Chevy Colorado.

Twitter was hardhearted. Yes, there were Rob Ford and Chris Farley correlations.

Video of Rikk Wilde stumbles at the World Series: 7 ‘uhs’ and 4 ‘ums’